what is afl football?

This is a game that is played for 5 days from Monday to Friday. It consists of drunken brawls, car chases, court appearances, tribunal appearances, press conferences, medical opinions on shoulder and leg reconstructions, vilification of game officials, multiple replays, tv shows, complaints from spectators and officials, and the occassional rape accusation. On Saturdays and Sundays various clubs get together with each other to practise eye gouging, tripping, shoving and pushing, punching and kicking an oval shaped ball aimlessly around a huge oval in order to supply enough incidents, thirst, injuries and hate for the the Monday to Friday game.