Because all Victorians are basically ugly, he decided to introduce the face mask policy.
but because some weren't wearing them, he decided to introduce the 8pm curfew, to try and ensure they all get some beauty sleep, cause at this stage he's desperate.
but let's face it, even if they all had as much beauty sleep as Rip van Winkle, still not gunna do their appearance much chop
maybe he should introduce a 5.00am curfew, and let them back out at 8.pm and ban the use of street lights, that's one way of beautifying Victoria
