No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never > >achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to > >sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. > > > >The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and > >makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. > >While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel > >over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should > >bring on an orgasm..' > > > >They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire > >a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. > >It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. > >Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. > > > >'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. > >Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over > >them.' > > > >Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home and hire, the > >same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed > >with the wife and the husband waves the towel. > >The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an > >enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. > > > >The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, > >'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!' > >
