new patents

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    MWC last night released another useless announcement.
    It refers to several patents that were issued by the USPTO.

    -The first one protects the company from any smell after wiping the a*sses of its shareholders having kicked them in the a*se for 3 years.

    -The second one offers life insurance protection against shareholders dying before the company is re-listed and ever makes a cent in profits.

    -The third patent is for a super huge storage compression file/bullshit accumulator file for the truckloads of bullshit and garbage that has been fed to shareholders over the years. (they will need super huge compression ratios to fit the load of crap in the truck probably about 1000:1)

    The fourth patent is to protect against the tomatoes and that will be thrown at them at the next AGM, if there ever is one, It's called a re-inforced concrete10 x 4 room complete with a few bars( just like the ones adam just bought.. NOT!!!)

    And the fifth patent, and the only one that was given to MWC, was the patent to never allow MWC to re-list. It lasts for twenty years after the issue of the patent, and lets no one else benefit from the technology, including shareholders.

    Well done MWC.
    You've got the fuc*en patents.
    Now fu*ken use em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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