Ann: Pause in Trading, page-14

All of this is like your missus has been using your kitchen, your flour, your eggs, your oven, your trays, your marmalade, and everything to make a good pie or cake. At some stage, you smelled the sweetness of the cake and when it was ready:

- scenario 1, now its burn, straight to the bin
- scenario 2, is a beautifully cooked cake, she took it to her secret lover, where they ate everything and she did not come back from that night. She will say is disappointed, ran away with her best friend, and secretly start a (new) bakery. Some people would be able to (still) support them.
- scenario 3, she was buying eggs and flour just for the receipts (so she can minimize her taxes)
- scenario 4, she thought she was doing a cake... but she was using a 'Pad Thai' recipe. Still smells delicious, now you must run to the supermarket and buy all the other ingredients (open your wallet, she needs more money )
- scenario 5, My recommendation: If you know that she is useless cooking, just go to coles express (or Alibaba) and get a poppyseed cake (always in stock, cheap, will never fail you)