Anyway, once upon a time, Ned and the gang were robbing a stagecoach, Ned And the boys had been on the piss all afternoon, he pointed his gun at the driver and said “ right then, this is a robbery, all of you get out, we are going to rape the men and pillage the women.” the stage coach driver says to him “excuse me Mr Kelly but don’t you mean pillage the men and rape the women?” immediately a female voice burst out from inside the coach saying “You leave Mr Kelly alone! He knows exactly what he’s saying!”
