What about impalment. You start with a big sharp stick from the prostate (its the area where light does not shine for those who do not know what prostate means) and ends by coming out of the mouth.
For the Cockroch you can leave him in prison so he can become the "dancing queen" and enjoy the "spit roast" position every night. This should teach him for being such a co#k to all shareholders to date.
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