the married old man

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    21/06/04
    19:50
    Post #: 495013
    THE MARRIED OLD MAN

    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says: - "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

    The old man says without hesitation: - "I now pronounce you man and wife."







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