Chart Update, page-16311

So it was a rainy night and my girlfriend was having a "ladies night out".

Now being a middle aged balding slightly overweight man I decided to do the responsible thing and have uber eats delivery me a few bangers, burgers, fried onion rings and mash potatoes from the nearest pub for dinner.

Now low and behold my credit card was declined because I spent my last few pennies on A2M stock since it reached a price my mind couldn't fathom. How dare the price drops below 10 bucks. Its a strong psychological level they said.

Earlier in the day I did a bit of technical analysis over lunch working from home (between 10am to 3pm was my lunch break) and the chart looked like an upside down smiley face.

But words from the wise Warren Buffet reverberated in my head "buy when the streets are washed in and sell when blood is red". Blood is red so I bought. Yep I'll double my money in 2 days. I caught myself daydreaming of flying a helicopter to my office in Mt Druitt. And I'll get Samantha my girlfriends hot friend to work with me and I'll pay her 100k and trade stocks all day using a Bloomberg terminal.

Snap back to reality and the hunger pangs were getting forever stronger. A hotcopper notification went off alerting me of a substantial change in shareholders. After I have dinner I'll spend my Friday night browsing the hotcopper forums and asx bets with my brethren.

So I went to the kitchen a place unfamiliar to me and i scrounged around the cupboards and came across A2 milk baby formula which I bought hoping to help the Ebita gross profit revenue price to earnings ratio. I've already piled my lifesaving into this one company and the Chinese seem to like it before the diguo channel was disrupted by the....nevermind back to the story at hand.

I said to myself heck ill give this a try and put the baby formula into a cup. I opened the fridge and pulled out the expired A2 milk. I wasn't going to throw it away since it cost me more than $5. Triple the cheap generic stuff. How dare they screw the farmers over.

I mixed it with the baby formula and took a sip. Next minute I was blacked out spiralling into another dimension. I saw a godlike figure with a long white beard shining in light. He spoke and the earth shook. $20 ATM diaguo reopens. Buy FLT QAN and WEB. Oh and don't forget AIZ for the kiwis. HODL A2M he bellowed and disappeared.

I awoke sprawled on the floor with my Samsung in my left hand and so I wrote...I decided to share my story to the world. Woolworths still stocks the formula and the yellow sale sticker still gives me nightmares. God bless and goodnight.