Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-56907

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    I was sitting on a park bench,
    feeding bits of muchrooms to sparrows
    `
    This person comes up to me,and says
    Put on a suite,and buterfly tie,
    `
    Am in a huge shopping mall full of all sorts of people,
    young and old,doing what people do at a mall,
    `
    Some one shoves a painting under my arm
    I look at it,
    its me, in one of those 1890's stiff neck dont move poses,but in color
    `
    Some one says to me,,got and mingle
    [I hate mingleing]
    I say how come,,
    `
    answer, you are campainging
    Q.oh hey I ask, for who
    A. For you!!!!!!
    `
    I walk by some elderly people drinking coffee at a table and tell them
    I am so and so,,what do you think of this painting I did?
    They say its not a very good likeness,
    I tell them not to keep taking so much snuff,
    and if elected POTUS will double their desert and jelly rations,
    `
    I walk the mall some more,but all the walls turn to mirriors,
    A man tries to sell me a hotdog,
    I ask for cranberry jelly,
    he says we are just out,
    go to delli`
    1
    I do to delli,
    get jelly
    sit down at a table where dogs and cats are eating bisquits`
    I munch my cold dog
    and beside me site my dad,
    and pulls out a heap of Photoes of me as a kid,
    and says, Am gonna show all what a runt you were..
    `
    I move with great stealth to a open chaimber,in it is a door
    but its locked
    There is a fridge in the room,
    so I push I aside
    and squeeze in behind
    but cant quite fit due to a huge black fedora on my head
    `
    but manage to pull the fridge in line with the corner
    but top of hat still is sticking out
    I put a yellow flower on the top to amke it look like a flower pot,
    `
    I coff and wake up.
    `
    Dang these night time pain tabs are just great.


 
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