It's just it seems that every time I turn around some lowlife, go-nowhere, useless, lazy, ignorant beaurocrat wants more of my money.
And to top it off, our council now has a sh!t inspector. Every five years I have to pay them $30 because I have a septic tank. And if they decide they want to inspect it then I have to pay another $80.
Can't even sh!t for free anymore.
And before anyone starts. Mine biodegrades naturally back into the ground. You city folk pump your out into the ocean.
Next, they'll put a counter on my d!ck and charge me $10 each time I have sex. That will be the last straw - I AM NOT PAYING THEM $20 PER YEAR.
