The unluckiest American tourist in Ireland
There was this American tourist on a trip around Ireland.When the tour arrives at Belfast he decides to go for a stroll with the aim of taking in this new culture.After he's been walking for a while someone rushes up behind him and sticks a gun in his back.The person says to the tourist "What are you, Catholic or Protestant?"The American thinks to himself "Great - if I say I'm Catholic, this guy is sure to be Protestant.If I say I'm Protestant, he's sure to be Catholic. Either way I'm dead."Then he has a brain wave and says to the Guy, "actually I'm Jewish".This, he thinks to himself will surely keep him safe.The guy behind him then replies "Gee, I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland."
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