Plaino
Sounds like UMC is now a stock held by many Senior Australians who are making use of their $900 KRudd hand out rather making Packer richer on the good ol' pokie machines at Crown Casino LOL.
This category surely includes you, Buffet and Westcott especially given half the convo tonight has centered around a fax machine - who on earth uses a fax machine nowadays? LOL :-)