Where's the promised newsflow, page-22

Just went out to the local supermarket to buy some twisties and sarsaparilla for the webinar at high noon, and since a lockdown is 99.75% certain to be announced in the next ten minutes, I couldn't be seen to be too confident so I walked out with a pack of bog rolls. Who would have thought that a 30 pack of Sorbent has become a status symbol in Melbourne....again. I mean those walking around the streets with the latest thousand dollar smart phones in their hands waiting for them to drop have got nothing on a person sitting on the throne with a triple ply in their hands.