So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.
I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got real snarky and said, "I knew that. What type of service?"
I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.
She said, "what is a BLD?"
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said "Butt Licking Dog?"
I said, "yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders."
The cashier completely lost it.