email from cfo damian lismore, page-10

hahaha...

I see you are all mocking the "ar$e covering" language needed when communicating on a professional level. Perhaps I could've said:

Oi Daymo,
Howzitgowan mate? Is Lazza comin out tomorrow or what? The blokes over at HC reckon it is. Fair dinkum mate. Whats goin on?
Cheers
Dwee Cwee

I'm sure that would impress him greatly and invite him to communicate with me again - "oh the quality of our shareholders" he would be thinking.