BREAKING NEWS
MSB is lodging an EUA for stem cells to be used in replacing brain matter in those that have been lobotomised from overexposure to ridiculous comments on HC.
‘In a randomised trial it was found that those that had a disclosure status of “not held” but were found to comment dozens of times per day regardless, the drug only had efficacy of around 25% as many were too far gone.” In a statement from the company, they felt that “attempting to save some of these poor souls was better than continuing with the ignore button as it was endangering other HC users with carpal tunnel”
n.b. Satire - not financial advice. DYOR and beware the ignore syndrome, wear a mask y’all.
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Australian Newspaper MSB trial failure, page-161
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