molopo does not impress ian thorpe
Athens Greece 2004. Ian Thorpe today released a statement denying any involvement in almost failed "girlie gas" play Molopo.
Speaking straight after his bronze medal winning assault on the 100m Freestyle, the "Thorpedo" threw open a lashing assault on the small time oiler, saying he "has no confidence at all" their ability to execute on needs in the Bowen Basin.
"I'd like to thank my team mates, mum and dad and Grant Hackett" said the big footed wonder, "but I refuse to thank Molopo" said Thorpie, before donning his signature white polo neck and reflective "not gay" sunnies.
"Molopo have done nothing for me except drag me down, and hell, I look this good, I've got heaps of chics, why would I want to be assocaited with them" said the 1 lane wonder.
Molopo where contacted for comment but refused the offer, sighting irreconcilable differences. Molopo spokesman, MR T said "I pity the fool who mess wi'd Molopo may'ne"
Thorpie was last seen swanning around the team nightclub "dixies" and picking up chics.
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