Pirate Day Share Price 2021, page-144

Well, well, well Jimmy Hawkins. It appears that, aaaargh, the final post-closing-auction price was $1.82, after closing at 4pm at $1.84. Of interest to long-term PARates, this be half of the bid of old salty dog @Hrdwk who guessed $3.64.

But I digress, you filthy curs of a dead man's grave. The Feared Dogs of Ages have indeed rooted us this year. Dogs, dogs, dogs I say!!

This makes the winner @jphg with a measly bid of $2.87. C'mon man, surely we can do better than that! Laughable that the share price could drop, nay farkin' plummet to that level. But indeed it did me hearties, indeed it did. I've been wondering though - might jphd be the CEO in disguise and he's jeopardised the share price in pursuit of the booty? The dirty yo ho ho for just a bottla rum?

Hmmmm. We be suspicious my friends, we be suspicious.

Any late calls for bastardry or rigging need be put through fast - or jphg gets the spoils!!

And all I can say is aaarghh - what coulda shoulda woulda been but for the FDA...........