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20/01/22

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Originally posted by wafflehead: ↑

You know, it might be possible. All you need do is bring together the two bods at either end of the HC spectrum and you're in with a shot.

Harem of virgins seems like a bit too much effort for me, besides while I'm in heaven with the virgins, what exactly did they do wrong to end up in hell?

And besides, there is a down side. Now I only experienced this once for a period longer than was necessary and it was most unpleasant and makes getting around difficult.

Sunan Ibn Majah. It states that "every male admitted into Paradise will be given eternalerections and wed to 72 wives." Who will of course be virgins and beautiful.

Now that permanent pecker is great if you like playing quoits and sleeping on your back. I don't reckon I'd make it to 72 before I'd be asking to go to that other place.

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Priapism is an awful and serious condition, wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy weeell , maybe one or two.
far worse than brewers droop.

Originally posted by wafflehead: ↑

You know, it might be possible. All you need do is bring together the two bods at either end of the HC spectrum and you're in with a shot.

Harem of virgins seems like a bit too much effort for me, besides while I'm in heaven with the virgins, what exactly did they do wrong to end up in hell?

And besides, there is a down side. Now I only experienced this once for a period longer than was necessary and it was most unpleasant and makes getting around difficult.

Sunan Ibn Majah. It states that "every male admitted into Paradise will be given eternalerections and wed to 72 wives." Who will of course be virgins and beautiful.

Now that permanent pecker is great if you like playing quoits and sleeping on your back. I don't reckon I'd make it to 72 before I'd be asking to go to that other place.

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Unrelated, but couldn't resist:
My first wife married me because she thought I had an ENORMOUS Potential,
but she discovered I had a LITTLE Peccadillo.
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