At last the news we've been hoping to hear.
This amazing discovery will place covid into history's dustbin and we can get on with our lives.
We've known this amazing near discovery would break any day but it's now out.
Thanks to a bevy of hard nosed antivaxxers, we don't need to concern ourselves with social isolation, masks RAT tests and now hospitals can get back to dealing with the huge backlog of operations.
I don't want to name this antivaxxer who made this momentous discovery as he'd be swamped with fan mail, but a hint might help.
There was a wonderful film about a genius who worked as a cleaner at a university who was able to solve incredibly difficult mathematical problems.
The film is called, 'A Beautiful Mind'
Here is the earth- shattering news.
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The whole Covid thing is an effin joke."
