But that's OK Hanarahan, the scientific research has been done, you've checked the concrete gutter and it looks about right, there is no sea level rise happening.
Those silly Kiribatians don't know what they are talking about, always whinging about the salt water and their villages being under water. They really should build them on dry land next time. What they need is to build a desalination plant to turn all that salt water into fresh water which they can drink or maybe even sell to Australia!
