Albo = 3 years of socialism, page-8

Who says it's all bad....
Paul Zanetti Cartoonist
My 5 point plan for my firsht term:
1. By 2024 every Aushtrayan child will be living in a houshing commission flat.
2. Any child who cannot do mafs or does not do their homework will go to the top of the classh.
3. Child care will be free. Univershity will be free. Aged care will be free. Food will be free. Electric carsh will be free. Dental care will be free. Transhgender reasshignment will be free. Beer will be free (ash long ash it'sh at an inner Shydney rave party). Coshmetic makeoversh will be free. Mortgagesh will be free. Sholar panelsh will be free. Shpeech ferapy will be free.
4. I will redyoosh the defishit becosh I'm an economic conshervative.
5. Bill Shorten will be Minishter for Women and Rape Crishish Centres.