gold breaking out, page-14

I am dumfounded at some of these headlines re. GOLD

1. GOLD rallies as "risk appetite" returns. HUH????
2. GOLD rises as USD sinks. HUH???
3. GOLD spikes as investors return to a "safe haven". HUH???
4. GOLD sinks on better than expected Job numbers. HUH???
5. GOLD is sold off as investors return to the USD "safe haven" HUH????? I thought GOLD was the "safe haven"?

The list goes on and on and on......

For once I would like to see a headline along the lines of......

6. GOLD rises and we are clueless as to why!!