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11/07/22

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Originally posted by W3hunter: ↑

Bankers really are very nice people..

One afternoon a Banker was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"After the GFC we lost our homes and don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, that's terrible! you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Banker said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the Banker replied.
Turning to the other poor man he yelled "You can come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the Banker answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Banker and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Banker replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

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I nearly fell off my chair reading your opening line "Bankers really are very nice people.."

Glad I kept reading to realise it was a joke.

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