A few years back, I was sitting in the alfresco area of my local coffee shop, smoking a cheap cigar, when another patron arrived, unannounced, at my table, with the news: Do you realize that everyone else in this cafe is smoking your cigar? To which I responded: Do you realize that if this were Paris, you'd be shown the door? OK, I was a wimp so I did put it out, just to keep the peace. BUT, I've had a GUT-FULL of PC. I'll have no more of it.
