That's because you're a stinking, conservative, don't-you-dare-ask-any-questions liar, Dave! That's exactly why we need an absolutely accurate apparatus to count the votes OF THE PEOPLE. Why can't people in Democracy have that? Why all the shenanigans? It's a simple enough matter. All it has to do is COUNT. Nothing else, just count! What would it take to build a machine that does that, considering they can make machines that send bombs thousands of miles away, machines that can burn a million people in an instant? Clean up the shenanigans and everybody's happy! But EVERYBODY!
Got that, stupid?
Now, run along because yip-yak are dying for your tickles!
