Do you eat PH's carrot with ..... mayonnaise or chocolate mousse?

One thing I noticed is that PH is quite adept at balancing his carrot right, left and centre. And I dare say that every time he had a bite, it gave him much pleasure. Otherwise, why would he keep doing it? I must confess that every time I had a bite of his carrot, if left me with a chocolate mousse aftertaste. Quite a pungent taste at that. One of his early carrots was we sell the ore DSO and are off to the races .... another carrot was the 150kt option ........another carrot was the 1.1mtpa option........his latest carrot is the 2.2mtpa option. Every time he has put his carrot out, he has managed to get a bite out of me. But these days, I look at his carrot with lots of suspicion. It seems to me that he has planted the seeds of two other carrots, namely LI & LJ (Lithium & Lake Johnston). I do not believe in PH's carrots anymore. You don't taste the carrot. It tastes more like a concentrate of chocolate mousse. No more carrots please Mr PH. Please get POS started on the 1.1mtpa option and use this as a stepping stone for greater things. NP has been elevated (US20kt / ton) for at least a year now. We want the real POS, not chocolate mousse.