surely i can't look that old?

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?

Well . . . you'll love this one.





My Name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.



I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?



Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. - This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school ..



'yes. yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride...



When did you graduate?' I asked. He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

You were in my class!', I exclaimed.



He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly,



old,



bald,



wrinkled faced,



fat-assed,



gray-haired,



decrepit



looking old man



asked,



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"What did you teach???'