will you vote for rudd next time, page-53

  1. 46 Posts.
    Does SHADDUP YOU FACE qualify? Even so I reckon its KRudd's signature tune....

    'Allo
    I'm-a Kevin

    I got-a something special-a for you
    Ready?
    Uno
    Duo
    Tre
    TAX!
    When I was a boy
    Just abouth the eightth-a grade

    Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late
    With the Swanny boy
    Always shoot-a pool

    Kevin going to flunk-a school!"
    Boy
    It make-a me sick
    All the t'ing I gotta do

    I can't-a get-a no kicks
    Always got to follow rules

    Boy
    It make-a me sick
    Just to make-a lousy bucks

    Got to feel-a like a fool

    And-a mama used to say all-a time:
    What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect

    What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
    It's-a not so bad
    It's-a nice-a place

    Ah
    TAX-a you dead!
    That's-a my mama. I can remember!
    Big accordion solo!
    Ah ! Play dat again! Really nice
    Really nice!
    Soon-a come-a day
    Gonna be a diplomat

    Den I make-a T.V. shows and -a Canbra

    Get-a myself a new car
    But still I be myself

    I don't want-a to change a t'ing

    Still a-dance and a-sing

    [ t'ing about-a mama
    She used to say:
    What's-a matter you? Hey! . . .
    Mama
    She said it all-a da time!
    What's-a matter you? Hey!
    Gotta no respect
    . . .
    That's-a my mama!

    Hello
    Everybody!
    'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a Twitter land

    Did you know I had a big-a hit-a TAX in-a WA?
    TAX-a you dead,
    I sing-a dis-a song
    All-a my fans applaud

    Dey clap-a da hands
    Dat-a make me feel-a so good;
    You ought to learn-a dis-a song
    It's-a real-a simple -
    See
    I sing: "What's-a matter you?" You sing: "Hey!"
    Den I sing-a da rest
    And den at de end
    We can all-a sing:
    Ah, TAX-a you dead!
    0.k.
    Let's-a try it
    Really big -
    Uno
    Duo
    Tre
    TAX!

    What's - a matter you ? Hey !...G. O. N. E

 
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