Would You Believe They Put A Man On The Moon, page-400

First 400 Last

Share
Profile

Follow
Marketinfo

35,308 Posts.

198

24/04/23

10:53

Post #: 67425040
Share

Originally posted by ramAustralia: ↑

NASA Announces All-Female Remake Of Staged Moon Landings

Via The Babylon Bee
HOUSTON, TX—As a tribute to the 50th anniversary of its fake moon landing, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced a reboot of the staged event that fooled billions worldwide, only this time featuring an all-female crew.

NASA officials confirm they will release a shot-for-shot remake of the meticulously concocted phony moon landing, originally filmed at an undisclosed soundstage 50 years ago this week. The rejuvenated hoax will follow in the footsteps of other recent all-female reboots like Ghostbusters and Ocean’s 8.
“Those were some great buddy films,” a NASA spokesperson told reporters, “but we made the ultimate buddy movie in 1969 when we tricked all those people with Neil, Buzz, and Mike. We thought a modernized update was the perfect way to mark the occasion.”
Rumors claim the part of Neil Armstrong will be played by Scarlett Johansson, with Melissa McCarthy acting in the role of Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin. The Michael Collins character will be portrayed by Dame Judi Dench.
According to sources, the only change in the script is a more inclusive update to Armstrong’s famous words when setting foot on the moon, which will be replaced with the line “That’s one small step for a woman, one giant leap for womankind, mankind, transgenderkind, genderfluidkind, and otherkin.”

Expand

ramAus,

Shock horror ................. how can they pay for that????

As Austin Powers might venture to say:

The mighty $$$ has lost its "Mojo"
1 Upvote

Reply

Top Stories

I88

Infini soars 50% as company reveals it could’ve just made uranium history – redefining what it means to be “high grade”

Week 27 Wrap: ASX hits all time high; CBA shares' two realities; US inflation hits 3% ahead of China plenum

IMM

Immutep reports strong response rate from immunotherapies treating carcinomas

SKS

SKS Technologies wins US$90M award to supply power to international hyperscale data centre in Melbourne

BHP

BHP dips as WA nickel suspended after A$6B hit; losses eased by US CPI and forewarning

MDI

Nanocap Middle Island Resources kicks off Barkly copper-gold drill run – a potential IOCG-style NT project

Bitcoin investors need to know the risks

ASX hits all time high out the gate on Friday trades following bullish US inflation data

AII

Almonty locks in govt agreement for tungsten oxide plant in South Korea

NIM

Nimy to raise $1.21M to explore 'newsy' WA targets

There are more pages in this discussion • 90 more messages in this thread...

First 400 Last

Would You Believe They Put A Man On The Moon, page-400

Infini soars 50% as company reveals it could’ve just made uranium history – redefining what it means to be “high grade”

Week 27 Wrap: ASX hits all time high; CBA shares' two realities; US inflation hits 3% ahead of China plenum

Immutep reports strong response rate from immunotherapies treating carcinomas

SKS Technologies wins US$90M award to supply power to international hyperscale data centre in Melbourne

BHP dips as WA nickel suspended after A$6B hit; losses eased by US CPI and forewarning

Nanocap Middle Island Resources kicks off Barkly copper-gold drill run – a potential IOCG-style NT project

Bitcoin investors need to know the risks

ASX hits all time high out the gate on Friday trades following bullish US inflation data

Almonty locks in govt agreement for tungsten oxide plant in South Korea

Nimy to raise $1.21M to explore 'newsy' WA targets

Featured News

Featured News

Would You Believe They Put A Man On The Moon, page-400

Top Stories

Infini soars 50% as company reveals it could’ve just made uranium history – redefining what it means to be “high grade”

Week 27 Wrap: ASX hits all time high; CBA shares' two realities; US inflation hits 3% ahead of China plenum

Immutep reports strong response rate from immunotherapies treating carcinomas

SKS Technologies wins US$90M award to supply power to international hyperscale data centre in Melbourne

BHP dips as WA nickel suspended after A$6B hit; losses eased by US CPI and forewarning

Nanocap Middle Island Resources kicks off Barkly copper-gold drill run – a potential IOCG-style NT project

Bitcoin investors need to know the risks

ASX hits all time high out the gate on Friday trades following bullish US inflation data

Almonty locks in govt agreement for tungsten oxide plant in South Korea

Nimy to raise $1.21M to explore 'newsy' WA targets

Featured News

Featured News