IVZ - General Discussion, page-473

Funny you should mention, I received an email from the prime minister of Notoberustedstand advising I have inherited over a million rare diamonds from a distant relative who was the late kings favorite servant. All I need is an Airticket to get over their but according to the kingdoms customs I need to be taken seriously on arrival.

As such I will need funding for the 1st class plane ticket, designer clothes and Limo on arrival. Im a little bit short at present because my cat who's called tellsporkies needed to go to the vet for an operation.

If you can find your way to lend me $20,000 to cover expenses I can pay you back double once I get my hands on the diamond inheritance.

Thanks again