Could Gillard stump up enough money to send our ex (un)renowned Treasurer now her 2ic, to some remote island where he can't fracture the Aussie economy? May I suggest St. Helena, also visited for a time by a REAL person of renown, but in much more difficult and turbulent times.
If Gillard can't find the funds maybe his friends on this site could 'pass the hat around'. I might be tempted to make a donation, as I am sure to get it back, and more, in future taxation savings.