Proof It Wont Be Easy Under Albanese, page-109

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Psalm 23 with Albo



> Albo is my Shepherd, I shall not have electricity.
> He maketh me to lie down in dark houses.
> He leadeth me beside the still factories.
> He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and National Parties.
> And he guideth me in the path of unemployment.
> Yea, though I walk through the valley of the solar panels, I shall
> still be in darkness, for I fear, with turbines they are too few, and
> too futile.
> Chalmers has anointed my income with taxes.
> My expenses overrunneth my salary.
> Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me, all the days of this
Labor Government.
> 5000 years ago Moses said ‘Take up your shovel, mount your ass or
camel, and I’ll lead you to the Promised Land.
> 5000 years later, Howard said: ‘Lay down your shovel, sit on your
> ass
and light up a Camel, for this IS the Promised Land.
> But watch out now, or Albo will take away your shovel, sell your
> camel,
kick your ass and take away the Promised Land.
>
> I’m glad I am Australian, so glad that I am free. but I wish I was a
doggie and Albo was a tree.