Interested in people's potential responses. Here are some of mine:
(1) "Oh, is it Halloween already?" (2) "And what do you want to do when you leave school?" (3) "I'd probably vote 'Yes', but, nah, couldn't be bothered...." (4) "We've been expecting you....come on in." (5) "Before you begin, I'd like to remind you that you're on land which has been PAID for by someone who was BORN here and has been around so long I'm classed as a Traditional Owner, Respected Elder and Custodian of the Land, having contributed so much in TAXES over the last half century under state and federal Labor governments that if they'd done their job properly, we wouldn't need this Trojan Horse of a Voice excuse that's needlessly dividing the country."
