Three explorers are captured by a tribe in Africa. They are put into a cage and are scared for their lives. The Chief approaches and he calls the first explorer to the front of the cage and asks, "Death or Womba?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for Womba. The tribe starts screaming 'Womba!' and dancing around. The Chief then takes the first explorer to a seperate hut where he is raped by all of the tribesman.
The explorer is taken back to the cage hours later and the Chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Womba?" The first explorer tells the him that he must choose death, do not take Womba! But not wanting to die and feeling anything is better than death, he opts for Womba. The tribe again starts screaming 'Womba!' and dancing around. The Chief then takes the second explorer to a seperate hut where he is more vigorously raped by all of the tribesman.
The explorer is taken back to the cage hours later and the Chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Womba?" Both the first and second explorer tell him that he must choose death, anything is better than Womba. Take the sweet release of death! The third explorer sees the other two pleading with him and thinks death must be better than whatever this Womba is, so he opts for death. The chief then turns to the tribe and screams, "Death By Womba!"
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