My son has gout.

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    My son is limping around the house.

    "Why are you limping?"
    "My foot hurts."
    "Where?"
    "My toe".
    "Which one?"
    "The big toe".
    "You've got gout."
    "Oh."
    "Have some indocid."

    Smartarse thought only Dad got that. Sorry son it's hereditary, mainly.
 
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