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01/05/24

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Clark Kent and Lois Lane are about to sleep together for the first time. As Clark is taking his boxers off Lois noticed strange appendages on his penis.
"What the hell are those?" she asked pointing at his crotch.
"Pincers" said Clark.
"Pincers? Why does it have pincers?" Lois freaked out.
"To grab onto you of course" Clark replied calmly.
It was at this moment that Lois Lane remembered that superman was an alien.
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