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12/05/24
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Originally posted by zipperlip:
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Has anyone got any good M-Day jokes? I just got back from the shops after getting my daughter to pick a nice bunch of flowers for her mother. While she was trying to choose and I was trying to walk away a family friend turned up. She gave my daughter some advice about selecting a bunch of flowers because I wasn’t any help. My contribution was to say that I thought buying the Wife some Flour (self raising of course) would be a great gift. That way she could make all of us a cake to help celebrate her day. Well I thought it was a great idea but the daughter and her didn’t seem impressed with my lateral thinking.
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