Gave wifey a random kiss and cuddle the other day. The following conversation went something like this:
Wife - "What was that for?" Me - "Just being friendly..." "I think you're just being an opportunist..." "I think you actually don't mind the attention..." "I suppose so. I guess it depends what mood I'm in..." "I see. Is there an app that tells me what mood you're in?" "If you need that we probably shouldn't be married..."