The talking dog.
A guy and his dog go into a pub, and order a beer.
While nursing his beer, the guys says to the bartender, "you know this dog is special - he can talk!"
The barman says "yeah, sure, tell me another one".
Guy: "Well I'll bet you $50 he can"
Barman: "Ok", thinking this will be too easy.
Guy: "Dog - tell me what is your name?"
Dog: "Woof!"
Guy, "No, tell me your name!"
Dog: "Arf!"
Guy: "Please dog, why won't you speak?"
Dog whines.
Guy gives up, hands over $50, finishes his beer and leave the pub in disgust.
Outside he asks the dog "Why didn't you speak?"
Dog: "Think of the odds we'll get next time!"
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