if world war one was a bar fight..., page-3

good, good...except the beggining, which should go like this:

Britain and France are talking amongs themselves about those damn Germany and (expecialy) Austria for being THE studs in 'the pub'...

how do we start a fight without looking as if we're just jelous of their bitches?

i know, says Britain, lets use village idiot that will do anything for couple of bob to start the fight !

so the serb, from bosnia, terminaly ill with TBC, kills the emperor ? ? ?

and all of that just to be THE stud of the pub ?

100 years later...who's THE stud in the pub (again?)