.. adam and eve .. guess every culture/religion tries to understand where we originate from ..
.. moses parted the red sea .. mmm that was a good trick (
butt it did not happen) ..
.. jesus walked on water .. a good trick - but easily done these days ..
.. jonah lived in a whale for 3 days ... .. lol lol pull the other one .. that is not true - did not happen ..
.. mmm noah and the flood .. everything on the earth - totally destroyed .. except for noah, and a few of his goody two shoe mates.. and two of everything .. ie two mosquitoes of all varieties, two flies of all varieties, two snakes of all varieties, two kangaroos, two wallabies, two emus ..
.. joshua fought the battle of jericho .. a yarn about the chosen people marching around the city of jericho - and just by blowing trumpets, the city walls fell .. watso has thrown his bible out, so cannot read what happened to the inhabitants .. maybe the chosen people slaughtered them all - as Yahweh seemed to enjoy a bit of slaughtering..
... jesus died on the cross to forgive us our sins - and after 3 days .. he jumped out of his grave and was alive again .. yeah .. a good yarn, and something to tell the kids as a bed time story, before reading them about Cinderella ..
.. the virgin birth.. watso was going to mention mary, the eternal virgin, and her baby jesus .. except that stories of virgin births was pretty common amongst the heavenly deities.. and only the other day a snake gave birth to a few bubs - and she had not been friendly with a male snake for donkey years ... mmm mmm watso double checked and it was a male snake
Ronaldo the 6ft 'male' snake gives birth to 14 babies in rare 'virgin birth'
Declared male nine years ago by a vet, Ronaldo, the 6ft (1.8m) Brazilian rainbow boa gave birth to 14 baby snakes despite having had no contact with other snakes. Scientists say it is thanks to a rare phenomenon called parthenogenesis.
https://news.sky.com/story/ronaldo-the-6ft-male-snake-gives-birth-to-14-babies-in-rare-virgin-birth-13158685anyway .. watso just rambling on a bit .. but isreal seem to be using american bombs to destroy gaza ..
if the isreali zionists were truly Yahweh's chosen people .. then surely Yahweh would show his might and have the modern day Israelites do the same thing .. ie just march around gaza - and blowing trumpets ..
for what it is worth, but the modern day atheist watso stopped believing the bible stories of his christian upbringing .. but is ready to return to the fold when watso sees nothing more than a bit of trumpet blowing to defeat the palestinians (
who watso supports 100% )
lol lol watso will post this message - and maybe amuse himself by reading a few posts on the forum - but .. lol lol watso has seen the thread headers - and cannot believe that people still believe in this god thingy
