Never lie to your Mother

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    HAVING
    MUM OVER FOR DINNER


    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
    roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mum had long been suspicious of the
    platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only
    made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
    the eye.
    Reading his mum's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    sure. So he sat down and wrote:
    _________________________________________________
    Dear Mum,
    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
    remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Brian

    __________________________________________________________
    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:
    __________________________________________________
    Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
    is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mum
    LESSON
    OF THE DAY -

    NEVER
    LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

 
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