Proper Smudger makes all the difference to the balance of the team - he’s not just a Proper Smudger, he’s a Proper Batsman. Bollocks crossed the tail wags for him while he notches up his ton this morning. Looks like a heatwave in Manchester - Shadows and everything, might hit 18C …
Nobody cares about Woke Cheatin’ Queer Ozzies.