hope you stick by your man ticspuzy, he has a vision.
If Artemis hits pay dirt then the last 2 years won't matter (nor the last week)and his hair should go back to it's original colour.
If it's a duster then tell him to put them in the bottom drawer and by some Grecian 2000, MEO have other irons in the fire and will come good eventually.
cheers and good luck