Happy Wednesday 11/9, page-34

My joke on the Humour thread today which received plenty of thumbs up..

An Atheist goes boating on a lake in Scotland. It’s a happy sunny day, a light wind is blowing, there are birds flying around…

Suddenly, the birds all turn and fly away. It is as if the whole scene has somehow turned darker. Up from deep in the lake a large shadow is rising. Before the Atheist can decide what to do, his boat is struck from underneath and he finds himself tumbling high in the air, about to fall down into the massive open mouth of what looks like the biggest, ugliest reptilian water-monster you can imagine. A vast mouth, with long, sharp, jagged teeth.

In a panic, the Atheist shouts: “God! Please save me!”

Immediately the scene seems to freeze - it is as if time itself is suspended. And from all around, a deep voice replies to him: “Why should I do anything for you when you don’t even believe I exist?”

“Give me a chance, God!” pleads the Atheist. “Five minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!”