Dedicated to the TDS crowd, page-38

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    Bone spurs donnie

    Unknown: "She used to be great, she's still very beautiful."
    Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and f* her, she was married."
    Unknown: "That's huge news there."
    Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."
    Bush: "Your girl's hot as shit. In the purple."
    Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."
    Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."
    Trump: "Look at you. You are a pussy."
    Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."
    Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."
    Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."
    Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
    Bush: "Whatever you want."
    Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
    Bush: "Yeah those legs. All I can see is the legs."
    Trump: "It looks good."
    Bush: "Come on shorty."
    Trump: "Oh nice legs huh."
    Bush: "Get out of the way honey. Oh that's good legs. Go ahead."
    Trump: "It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?"
    [As Mr Trump attempts to leave the vehicle he struggles with the door]
    Bush: "Down below, pull the handle."
    [Mr Trump exits the bus and greets actress Arianne Zucker]
    Trump: "Hello, how are you? Hi."
    Zucker: "Hi Mr Trump. How are you?"
    Trump: "Nice seeing you. Terrific. Terrific. You know Billy Bush?"
    Bush: "Hello nice to see you. How are you doing Arianne?"
    Zucker: "I'm doing very well thank you. [Addressing Trump] Are you ready to be a soap star?"
    Trump: "We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star."
    Bush: "How about a little hug for the Donald, he's just off the bus?"
    Zucker: "Would you like a little hug darling?"
    Trump: "Absolutely. Melania said this was okay."
    Bush: "How about a little hug for the Bushy, I just got off the bus? Here we go, here we go. Excellent."
    [Mr Bush gesticulates towards Ms Zucker as he turns to Mr Trump]
    Bush: "Well you've got a good co-star here."
    Trump: "Good. After you. Come on Billy, don't be shy."
    Bush: "Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens."
    Trump: "Get over here, Billy."
    Zucker: "I'm sorry, come here."
    Bush: "Let the little guy in there. Come on."
    Zucker: "Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now, better? I should actually be in the middle."
    Bush: "It's hard to walk next to a guy like this."
    Zucker: "Wait. Hold on."
    [Ms Zucker changes position and walks between the two men]
    Bush: "Yeah you get in the middle. There we go."
    Trump: "Good. That's better."
    Zucker: "This is much better."
    Trump: "That's better."
    Bush: "Now if you had to choose, honestly, between one of us. Me or the Donald, who would it be?"
    Trump: "I don't know, that's tough competition."
    Zucker: "That's some pressure right there."
    Bush: "Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date."
    Zucker: "I have to take the Fifth [Amendment of the US Constitution] on that one."
    Bush: "Really?"
    Zucker: "Yep. I'll take both."
    [They reach the end of the corridor]
    Trump: "Which way?"
    Zucker: "Make a right. Here we go."
    Bush: "Here he goes. I'm gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone."
    Trump: "Okay. Okay. Oh, you're finished?"
    Bush: "You're my man. Yeah."
    Trump: "Oh. Good."
 
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