Driving back home after visiting some friends on the coast, Wifey offers to pass the time (which is a euphemism for keep me awake) by looking up some jokes on Google. Heard most of them, but there was a couple that made us both laugh:
Q - What's red and bad for your teeth. A - A brick.
Q - What's the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and a man in track pants and t-shirt on a tricycle? A - Attire.