I'm afraid if you can't grasp the meaning of 'right handed shoes' - then, I think we should all take your spouting's on politics with a rather large grain of salt
And in the joke - the right (handed shoes) only were stolen --------- 'most' shoe stores only display 'right' foot or right handed shoes - not all, but the majority
there's good reason for that - same as there's good reason for the staircases in almost all castles going upward clockwise
but, for those who have difficulty with the understanding of the right hand, left hand shoe business - this is probably a bridge too far